The Funnie Papers

091. THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP / Doug Clobbers Patti

I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Funnie Madness, yeah, has got more to offer than President Buttsavage thinks that I got, yeah, and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against Fast Fists Funnie in Bonkomania III, let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud, and let me point to the President of the World Bonko Federation, Fast Fists Funnie is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the World Bonko Federation and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Skeeter Valentine you know that I'm the cream of the crop! 

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090. VoteQuest 1993 / Doug Runs

This episode taught us that the only bad thing a politician can do is care too much about their children. 

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089. The First Thursday / Doug's Fan Club

Our second grader, who art in a tree, hallowed be thy pig puppet. Thy magic trick come, thy will be done, to Munk-Munk as it is on Thursdays. 

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088. The American Dream / Doug's Birthday Present

They say you can still hear the ghosts of the family photo places killed by smartphones, if you stick your phone in a pot of boiling corn syrup. 

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087. The Puzzle God is Duly Rewarded / Doug's Mail Order Mania

In the modern day Doug reboot there is absolutely going to be an episode about a Yakestonesian email scam, isn't there. 

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