In 1967, British spy Smash Adams thwarts an assassination attempt by his nemesis Dr. Decay in a London nightclub. Dr. Decay escapes in a space rocket and cryogenically freezes himself. Adams volunteers to be placed into cryostasis in case Dr. Decay returns in the future. 

Thirty years later, in 1992, Doug returns to discover his henchman AlsoDoug has developed Dougcon, the legitimate front of Doug's empire, into a multibillion-dollar enterprise. Uninterested in business, Dr. Doug conspires to steal nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage for 1 million DougCoin. 

 

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The concept of spacetime takes a bright red dump in a diner toilet. Presumably this is beet related. 

 

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Before naming this episode we double checked the definition of yeet on Google. Turns out, one of the "people also ask" questions related to this is "What does OK Boomer mean?" 

 

............so uh anyway here's Doug. 

 

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A year has passed since Nature Doms Doug. This Bluff Scouts episode is much less horny, but significantly more naked. 

 

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Doug gets trapped in the basement and so too do we. Please send help. 

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COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN. RACERS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED WACKY. REPEAT, RACERS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED WACKY. RECONVENE AT MOUNT SAINT BUSTER FOR DEBRIEF. -SB 

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Our understanding of the True Doug Timeline continues to grow and fragment further as Vampire Princess Leia teaches Doug to dance. 

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Is lying bad? Who's to say. Let's all go to a hoedown instead! Yeehaw! (No, Cousin Melvin) 

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You see, the joke is that news media has always been a source of misery AND fundamentally flawed, as Doug demonstrates here. Also you see Lamar Bone's naked ass in this episode. 

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In this episode Jinkins inexplicably owns us by having another thirty-something devote all of his brief existence to making Doug's life worse. We're beginning to suspect the man knew something. 

 

Listings of places to donate to protester bail funds: 

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/george-floyd-protests-how-to-help-bail-funds 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/george-floyd-protests-bail-funds-police-brutality-black-lives-matter-1008259/ 

Some voices to listen to: 

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