Reissued for its 50th anniversary, Beets Me remains a singular entry in the Beets’ catalog. It is the strange result of a bizarre set of personal, professional, and cultural circumstances. Also Roger was probably there.

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Wherein Our Hero is destroyed physically and mentally by a two year old.

1991's top self-help gurus provide you with an instructive list of dos and don'ts for how to handle your friends dating. Also, the phrase "stinky cat hole" appears.

Once upon a time, in a far away Doug, there lived a Dougnamed Doug whose precious Doug is suddenly shattered by an invasion of annoying fairy tale Dougs. They were all banished from their Doug by the evil Lord Doug. Determined to save their Doug -- not to mention Doug’s -- Doug cuts a deal with Doug and sets out to rescue Princess Doug to be Doug’s bride. Rescuing the Doug may be small compared to her deep, dark Doug’s dad.

Today's syllabus: Theology. Golf strokes. 90s hip hop. Ready Player One.

Take a trip back to the end of history, when moving from one town to another was the end of the world, a thirteen year old with a leather jacket was a terrifying physical presence, and we yelled strange incantations at ponds to amuse ourselves. It's Nickelodeon's Doug!