Mr. Dink's body count is unknown, but the various manhunts for him in the Northwest have a price tag in the low eight figures. He no doubt appreciates this. 

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If it turns out that one of your friends is smarter than you are, it means they are plotting to put you in a diaper and run experiments on you. Remain vigilant. 

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The law is absolute. But in this episode we find a crack in the Bluff family facade. 

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We're off this week but here is some extremely powerful fanfiction to hold you over. And per "Beets Zero: The Forever Bus" rules, an hour is right around ten minutes. 

 

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I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Funnie Madness, yeah, has got more to offer than President Buttsavage thinks that I got, yeah, and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against Fast Fists Funnie in Bonkomania III, let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud, and let me point to the President of the World Bonko Federation, Fast Fists Funnie is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the World Bonko Federation and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Skeeter Valentine you know that I'm the cream of the crop! 

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This episode taught us that the only bad thing a politician can do is care too much about their children. 

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Our second grader, who art in a tree, hallowed be thy pig puppet. Thy magic trick come, thy will be done, to Munk-Munk as it is on Thursdays. 

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They say you can still hear the ghosts of the family photo places killed by smartphones, if you stick your phone in a pot of boiling corn syrup. 

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In the modern day Doug reboot there is absolutely going to be an episode about a Yakestonesian email scam, isn't there. 

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DougCoin is going to where it was always going: a crippling round of existential depression. 

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