Episodes

Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
In 1967, British spy Smash Adams thwarts an assassination attempt by his nemesis Dr. Decay in a London nightclub. Dr. Decay escapes in a space rocket and cryogenically freezes himself. Adams volunteers to be placed into cryostasis in case Dr. Decay returns in the future.
Thirty years later, in 1992, Doug returns to discover his henchman AlsoDoug has developed Dougcon, the legitimate front of Doug's empire, into a multibillion-dollar enterprise. Uninterested in business, Dr. Doug conspires to steal nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage for 1 million DougCoin.
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Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
044. Beets Zero: The Forever Bus / Doug's Hot Ticket
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
The concept of spacetime takes a bright red dump in a diner toilet. Presumably this is beet related.
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Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
043. Yeet the Beets / Doug Meets RoboBone
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Before naming this episode we double checked the definition of yeet on Google. Turns out, one of the "people also ask" questions related to this is "What does OK Boomer mean?"
............so uh anyway here's Doug.
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Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
042. Generate a Nude Dink / Doug on the Trail
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
A year has passed since Nature Doms Doug. This Bluff Scouts episode is much less horny, but significantly more naked.
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Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
041. Are You Afraid of the Doug? / Doug on His Own
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Doug gets trapped in the basement and so too do we. Please send help.
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Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
040. Project Red Eyes / Doug's Derby Dilemma
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN. RACERS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED WACKY. REPEAT, RACERS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED WACKY. RECONVENE AT MOUNT SAINT BUSTER FOR DEBRIEF. -SB
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Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
039. The Beetcracker. Sweet. / Doug Wears Tights
Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
Wednesday Jul 01, 2020
Our understanding of the True Doug Timeline continues to grow and fragment further as Vampire Princess Leia teaches Doug to dance.
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Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
038. No Cousin Melvin / Doug's a Big Fat Liar
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
Is lying bad? Who's to say. Let's all go to a hoedown instead! Yeehaw! (No, Cousin Melvin)
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Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
037. The News Was Always Bad / Doug's Big News
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
You see, the joke is that news media has always been a source of misery AND fundamentally flawed, as Doug demonstrates here. Also you see Lamar Bone's naked ass in this episode.
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Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
036. A Larger Doug / Doug Saves Roger
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
In this episode Jinkins inexplicably owns us by having another thirty-something devote all of his brief existence to making Doug's life worse. We're beginning to suspect the man knew something.
Listings of places to donate to protester bail funds:
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/george-floyd-protests-how-to-help-bail-funds
Some voices to listen to:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNRdDcxM7tQk79Bnq1HtMlsRH81-8JBjs
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